Being Single: or surviving a Noah's Arc world where everything comes in pairs

April 11, 2006

by Johanna Kohler
Syracuse Post Standard
 

Why are single people "singled out?"

I've actually grown to enjoy the freedom of being single and all the perks it has to offer coming and going as I please, not having to account to anyone, being able to pick up and go or change my mind and stay in. I have grape vines hanging from my kitchen ceiling and multi-colored fish hanging from the living room ceiling by the downstairs tank and a virtual garden in my bedroom and no one can say to me, "Why did you do THAT?" But, then there are the disadvantages I encounter now and then, that make me feel ... well, unwelcome.

I don't buy the Entertainment books that offer "buy one, get one half off" coupons. What would I do with them? I've even offered to use the coupon alone, paying 75 percent of my meal. No dice. And when I arrive at most restaurants, the hostess/host usually asks, looking over my shoulder, "Just you tonight?" or worse, "Only you this evening?" A local movie theater offered a buy-one-ticket-get-one-free coupon.

"No, you need a date to use this," I was told. So, I waited outside the theater with my coupon and found a single man, glad to get the discount. He asked me out afterward.

I was invited to attend a charity event and phoned them to order my ticket. The museum employee took my credit card information and asked, "Will you be paying for the other ticket(s) with this card?"

No, I'm coming alone.

"Well, this IS a charity event. The reason why we're having it is to raise money. Isn't there someone you can find to come with you?"

I haven't been back to that museum since and never will go again even if I do have a "date."

Visiting Italy with a tour group, I was charged an extra $700 because I was a single traveler. And most rooms I was given had a single bed.

I've been told by many widowed friends how their formerly close couple friends no longer include them to dinners and other social events.

Apparently, they wouldn't be attending with their better half: meaning that, without a spouse, you're only half a person?

Sure, it would be great to spend time with someone else whose company you enjoy. But, sometimes you'd rather go solo. I prefer to attend the state Fair alone. That way, I don't get a strange look when I say, " Let's go to the cow building!" Saturday night dances? If I go with someone, no one else will ask me to dance! When I go for a walk, I don't have to keep up with someone else or expect them to slow down for me.

So, a word to businesses: the next time you choose to cater to couples or groups only, remember that 10 single people equal five "couples."

Leaving anyone out causes hard feelings that may last long enough to hurt your potential revenue. And to couples: I don't want your husband or boyfriend. Why would I want your problems? If he's the kind of guy who'd leave you for me, then he'd leave me for another woman too. I'd rather be single than desperately holding onto someone who makes me unhappy just to have SOMEONE when I already have someone: ME.